What Could Have Been – Constant Payne

A friend of mine turned me on to a youtube video that showcases a pilot episode of a series pitched to Nickelodeon in 2001 called Constant Payne.  The show was written and created by Micah Wright and is an anime inspired steam-punk adventure series staring a young girl Amanda Payne daughter of a famous scientist/crime fighter Dr. Payne.

Honestly this pilot is better than about 80% of what’s on the air today. The animation by Madhouse is superb. I know it’s probably not fair to compare a fully mass produced cartoon to a one shot pilot but Madhouse’s reputation merits that the rest of the show would be just as good if not close to this quality.  The designs of the characters and world are eye-catching for something that would air on Nickelodeon. It also sets an aeronautic dominated atmosphere as the standard way of life for the people in the city.

In other aspects the characters actually feel alive with even the limited presentation given. The dialog is really organic and establishes character in a short amount of time. The way Amanda talks over her father and vice-versa feels very genuine as a conversation. The voice acting is good too and pulls off the dramatic points equally as well as the humorous delivery.

There’s not a whole lot here when it comes to plot, it’s a standard action hero vs. evil brother story but the tiny injections here and there set up a real lore about the people we’re seeing. The passed away mother, the fame of Doc Payne, and the (non-overbearing) exposition on his absent mindedness and life style interfering with Amanda’s normal day.

This show really could have gone somewhere and according to it’s creator the test audiences loved it, both boys and girls alike (something hard to pull off in the eyes of TV execs) but the show was ultimately shelved after the dramatic events of 9/11. Nick no longer had an interest in running a high impact action show, especially one where the main character’s mother was killed by terrorists.

The creator and Nickelodeon have sense moved on so its a sad truth that we likely will never see this show come to fruition even with Nicktoons Network’s existence. It’s a shame too because the quality is on a higher par than most shows that get picked up on a regular basis, especially on Nick.

July 5th, 2010 | Reviews
  • http://MicahWright.com Micah Wright

    Hey, thanks for the good review!

    As for Payne, while Nickelodeon moved on in 2001, I certainly have my DVDs of the show’s designs and I’m just waiting for two more executives at Nick to move to different companies and then I’m going back in to pitch the new management. Success is the best revenge, and revenge is a dish best served cold… and if they say “No Thanks,” well, there’s always Nickelodeon Films… :)

    As for the depths of the show, well, we knew we were only making a 10-minute “taste” of what the show would truly be like, but we crammed in as many hints and clues as we could in those 10 minutes. One of the things that terrified Nickelodeon the most was to tell one big long story. Nick’s complaint was that this limited how they could show the series in reruns, but evidently they got over that idea because they let Avatar do it. (they’re also letting Avatar make a new Steampunk show now… hmmm, I wonder where they got THAT idea?). Anyway, Amanda was supposed to start out as 15 and over the course of 5 years grow up with the audience, aging one year each season, with more and more of the family’s dark past dripping out over the years.

    Someday.

    • JousterRed

      Thank you so much! I’m glad you liked the review and I’m glad your still interested in pitching the show. It really would be something to see now-a-days what with the splurge of decent looking/conceived animated shows recently.

      Seriously I’ve been trying to kick this blog off right and getting a comment from the pilot’s creator is pretty inspiring! Thanks a lot!